at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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