he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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