I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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