i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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