Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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