Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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