? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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