I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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