why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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