did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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