Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
