The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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