Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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