I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
