He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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