I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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