Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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