I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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