dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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