How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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