The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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