redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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