I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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