Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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