I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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