She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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