Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Jerry, you need to find god
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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