what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Life is so much better after having sex.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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