But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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