Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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