Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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