Im at strip club and am horny
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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