last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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