There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
The Olympian is in my bed
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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