think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
id be glad to
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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