your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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