she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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