Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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