Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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