You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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