Will you blow on my dice?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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