Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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