Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
