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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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