i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
