if i can run in heels then i can drive
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
