The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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