We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
BRING THE BAGELS
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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