Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
My vagina just clenched in fear
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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