Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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