hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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