lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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