No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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