normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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