I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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